Where beetle mysteries get solved
Where beetle mysteries get solved
At beetlecarcass.com, we celebrate the fascinating, fragile, often puzzling world of beetles, alive or otherwise. Through crowd-sourced photos, sharp-eyed guessing, and insect-lore banter, we turn tiny exoskeletal mysteries into communal fun and experiential learning. Whether you’re an amateur entomologist, a casual bug-spotter, or just here for the merch, we’re your go-to stop for beetle-based curiosity and camaraderie, one carcass at a time.
We are excited to be accepting applications for the upcoming apprenticeship session!
The Beetlecarcass.com Apprenticeship Program is a rare opportunity for those brave enough to master the delicate, occasionally alarming art of beetle identification. Applications are accepted on a rolling basis, and unsuccessful candidates are encouraged to reapply once they’ve recovered both their dignity and their nerve.
Apprentices must distinguish a beetle from a pebble at twenty paces, stay calm when f
The Third Log on the Left, Deep Woods Division
Mon | Closed | |
Tue | 07:15 pm – 08:30 pm | |
Wed | 12:00 pm – 12:30 am | |
Thu | 05:00 pm – 06:00 pm | |
Fri | 11:00 pm – 11:45 pm | |
Sat | 12:00 am – 02:00 am | |
Sun | By Appointment |
Please Note: Hours are subject to abrupt change in the event of rain, if a day “feels” like Saturday, or during Bappy Hour. In observance of Alliday, when the space-time continuum folds in on itself and all holidays are observed within 24 hours, we close for the entire week before to prepare and the entire week after to recover, during which all communications are replaced with cryptic beetle imagery and the occasional unsettlingly specific weather updates .
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